Ask Daryan Crescend

It don’t, ‘kay!? There ain’t anythin’ wrong with my hair, just ‘cause I style it like this, it doesn’t mean it looks like a dick!

image

image

Sure.

image

Heh. I was born this way.

Fuck ya, man. It’s just hair.

‘Sides, I don’t need two dicks to pleasure ‘bout 5 women.

No shit, Sherlock.

I’ve had him since the band got its first big break. When we split up the money, he was the first thing I bought.
I just walked into the store, saw him and had to check out how he played. Best $1,085 I ever fuckin’ spent.

So it’s been ‘bout… eight, nine years?

Apparently not enough.

Ain’t even that low, just told some chick that the drinks I was gettin’ her were non-alcoholic.

There’s a difference between bein’ an asshole and not givin’ a shit.

Heh. Skye, always knew ya had a thing for me… Why don’t ya come down here and we’ll… talk.